SUBSCRIBE! Also email us: firstname.lastname@example.org! The PseudoAdults sit down to hilariously debate the reality of Garfield, review Osomatsu-san episodes 3.5, 5, & 6, spotlight Shranks universe The Simpletons, go down memory lane about Alex’s Teen Titans videos, give non-spoiler reviews of SOLO & DEADPOOL 2, and way too much more.
#2 – I Don’t Feel So Good
We kept the podcast going! Visit shranksgame.com. The PseudoAdults sit down to intelligently discuss Yanny v. Laurel, Cookie Monster v. Miss Piggy, Osomatsu-san episodes 3 & 4, spotlight Shrank’s universe Capture the Flag, & so much more. Make sure to contact us at @shranksgame AND @kylecolq.
Matt Dubya Meets Foop from Beyond Average
Today was absolutely beyond average! I went into a dilapidated mansion, that was strangely coated from top to bottom in cobwebs, I tried looking for some delicious spiders to eat, but couldn’t find a single one… Or at least I couldn’t immediately, but that one… Meh, I’ll get to that in a minute.
While walking around spider hunting, I just kept hearing this noise that was like, “Foop! Foop!” I thought it might’ve been one of those barking spiders, which started to make my mouth water, but then upon discovering where the sound was coming from, turned out to be just a barking dog… A sweet, delicious looking dog… Unfortunately though, he was too cute to eat, but I was totally eating him with my eyes! He also seemed a little intellectually disabled, and who the heck am I to hurt something that doesn’t understand how to spell the letter “A.”
In the end, I took the dog with me out of the house… While leaving I saw the biggest, most delicious spider my eyes could’ve ever laid their gaze on! I swear, it was like a 71 pointer! Sadly, with my hands full of dog, I’ll have to come back another time for that delicious spider, I just hope no one beats me to it first!
Kyle from SMPR – First Day of Class
I didn’t choose the box life. The box life chose me. I mean, yeah of course I have a tragic backstory to explain why I live in a box. A story so sad it’d make anyone’s box swell up with tears and fall apart. But this isn’t the time to focus on that. It’s time to focus on the first day of class! Through my hard work and ambitions today I take my gigantic first step toward a career. And that career is…!
Shoot, what am I going to school for? I can’t believe I forgot! I know I relocated my box to MMUCMS, which stands for…!
UHG, I can’t remember that either! Think, Kyle, think! MMUCMS…Something something University of Comedic Medical Studies! A ha! That’s right, I wanna be a comedy doctor! It’s my lifelong dream!… Other than being a famous rockstar, actor, philanthropist, and co-owner of a restaurant that serves breakfast all day. This is definitely my calling in life. I can feel it in my bones, which I look forward to learning the names of.
It’s a long, long road ahead but I’m sure this is the career goal that will make everything turn around for me. Maybe I can finally stop living in a box outdoors, and buy a nice house in the suburbs where my box and I can live together in peace, harmony, and centralized air conditioning. That’d be so sweet.
Oh, I think I hear people walking over. I guess that’s my cue. Time for class!
#1 – The Limit of the Ancestors
It’s our first show! The PseudoAdults take some trips down memory lane, give Shranks/Inner Warrior news, review the first 2 episodes of Osomatsu-san, and much much more! Be sure to reach out to us on social media @shranksgame and email@example.com