[SUBSCRIBE to our podcast!] The PseudoAdults (with new co-host Gianna) sit down to talk about bringing SHRANKS to Eternal Con & Cradle Con! Kyle gives a non-spoiler review of Incredibles 2! Then they discuss Osomatsu episodes 11 & 12, spotlight Shranks universe Tail Waggers, and go down memory lane about Tony’s fan Batman film.
Ok! I have my notebooks organized, I ate a protein-rich breakfast, and am feeling ready to take on the day! Eeee! I’m couldn’t be more excited! I’m attending my dream college, working toward my dream career, and I know it’s only been a couple days but I can definitely tell I have the most perfect roommate, Lucy! She and I get along so well. I remember just yesterday when we were organizing our dorm, she told me I could keep ALL my shiny decorations on my side! I tried to tell her I had enough for both of us, but she insisted I have twice as much for myself. Keep in mind I can’t really see them when they’re on my own wall beside me, but I see her staring at them ALL THE TIME. She must love my decorations so much. I actually think I saw her looking at them last night and crying a little bit. On an unrelated note they glow in the dark.
Why do I want to be a comedy doctor, you ask? Well, person living inside my brain, I still remember when I was 4 years old. My poor grandpa was in so much pain. He decided to resume his pro wrestling career at the age of 92 to help pay the bills. He was writhing. The comedy doctor showed up, she made us all laugh, and about 2 weeks later my grandpa was given a clean bill of health and he still wrestles to this day! I think he’s facing off against a really buff moose this Sunday. That comedy doctor was such a terrific woman and made it look so easy. It really made me think that one day I can be funny too.
I just can’t stop talking about Lucy though. She and I are already best of friends. It’s really no coincidence either. She has no clue but I actually snuck into the Admissions department here a few months ago disguised as a computer wizard, and told them all to ABRA KA-GET OUT! I sat at their computer and meticulously sorted through every young woman accepted into MMUCMS until I realized that Lucy was the perfect match. She isn’t distracted by boys, she doesn’t have a current best friend (the slot is open for me!), and lastly and most importantly she has a peanut allergy too. That’s what I call magic. And it’s all thanks to me, the computer wizard and soon to be comedy doctor!
Eeee! Let’s get started!
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The PseudoAdults sit down to talk about all the topics you care about too! Including (spoilers) The Walking Dead, Infinity War, New Girl finale, and a laugh-filled review of Osomatsu-san episodes 7 & 8.
Spotlight on Shranks universe Regular Time. Memory lane: YTMND & AOL Instant Messenger. Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org and @shranksgame on Instagram/Twitter.
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Anna! Look, it seems like these guys are really taking this stuff super seriously. That Alex guy said he wanted to get all of the “Smart” people to help them destroy this comet thing. Weird that he didn’t want to include me. Fine though! We just won’t help them then. You, Me, and Peter….
“Don’t count me in on this”
Oh, sorry Peter… Then it’s just you and me Anna! We’ll take down this thing with our own team. For them not to want you Anna, they must not know you’re a healer. Some people may be afraid to put a healer on their team, but in the middle of a battle they’re great to have.
At the start of a fight, I can see the problem. How can you heal anyone if you haven’t even taken a hit?! It just wouldn’t make sense. You need to have some kind of bruise to heal it. Even though Peter isn’t too interested…I think I’ll fight with him first, and keep you as a backup! That way when Peter is grasping onto dear life-
Shhhh I’m trying to talk to Anna… When Peter is almost dead, you can jump in and start throwing out some of your healing skills! You really wouldn’t be able to help him if he’s super close to death, but when he has a few more hits left in him, that’s when it would be best for you to heal him. Either that, or he dies and then you just heal me!
Although, there are some other cool people they have on their team. I heard some of their guys can “absorb” health from people. Kind of like a Vampire! If they have someone like that, it’s probably safe to say they’ll be using them a lot. But I’m happy we have you, because you can heal some of our strongest guys if you need to… while their Vampire people can only take the health for themselves.
Well Peter, I think it’s about time you stop fighting it! You, Anna, and I have a lot of to do if we’re going to prove ourselves to the others. We may look sillier than them, but we pack a powerful punch!